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QANTAS FLIGHT SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT TEXT
Welcome aboard.
Before we take off we are going to give you an important safety briefing, so keep a sharp eye on the cabin crew or the screen in front of you, and together we’ll make that we make sure that your journey is a safe one.
Every aircraft is different so it’s important to pay attention even if you’ve flown with us before.
Today you’re flying on a Qantas Airbus A380
Before we take off make sure all your cabin baggage is stowed in the overhead locker or under the seat in front of you.
All electronic devices must be completely powered off for takeoff and landing. Before you do so, ensure you disabled cellular, Bluetooth and Wi-Fi capability by switching to flight mode then turning off.
Fasten your seatbelt by inserting the clasp into the buckle and tighten by pulling the strap. If you are in First, also ensure that your sash belt is in place for takeoff and landing. Undo your seat belt by pressing the button. You must have your seatbelt done up, low and tight, including infants and children during takeoff landing and whenever the seat belt sign is on. While seated at other times, we require that you keep your seatbelt fastened.
In the unlikely event of an emergency it’s important that you are familiar with the brace position appropriate to your seat. If you can reach the seat in front of you, brace by folding your arms on the back of the seat in front and rest your forehead on your arms. If you can’t reach the seat in front of you, put your head on your knees and lean as far forward as you can, and hold on to your legs; keep your feet firmly on the floor to prevent them from moving forward. If you are seating in first your brace position is to sit up right, place your hands on your knees and bring your shin towards your chest.
Take a moment now to check where the nearest exits are on this aircraft as the cabin crew point them out. Be aware that your nearest exit maybe behind you. A good way of remembering your nearest exit is to count the number of rows between you and that exit. Our cabin crew are pointing out the lights that show the path to the exit.
This aircraft is fitted with escape slides and life rafts which the crew will operate in an emergency.
If we do have to evacuate you must leave all items carried onto the aircraft behind.
A loss of cabin pressure at altitude may lead to a loss of consciousness. If emergency oxygen is required a mask will drop from above you. Pull down on it firmly to activate the flow of oxygen. Put it on quickly and tighten the strap. Oxygen will flow without the bag inflating. Once you’re breathing normally, it’s okay to help others.
Make sure you’re familiar with the location and use of your life jacket. In economy yours is under your seat. If you are in premium economy or first it’s inside your leg rest. If you’re in business it’s next to your leg rest.
Your crew member is now demonstrating how to put your life jacket on. Remove the life jacket from the pouch by pulling the tab. Slip the jacket over your head. Pass the strap around your waist. Clip the waist strap together at the front, then tighten. Your life jacket comes with a red tag and a mouth piece for inflation, and a whistle and a light for attracting attention.
And remember, only inflate your life jacket as you leave the aircraft. Take a moment now to look where your life jacket is located; if you’re unsure, please ask the cabin crew.
Smoking is a fire hazard and it’s not permitted anywhere on this aircraft; which includes the toilets which are fitted with smoke detectors.
In preparation for takeoff ensure that your seat is upright and your tray table is stowed.
And just in case you’ve missed any of this, simply refer to our safety card located in your seat pocket. Remember the cabin crew are here to look after you so follow the instructions at all time. Now settle back and enjoy your Qantas flight
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JOKES:
Who invented the first airplane that wouldn’t fly?
The Wrong Brothers.
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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?”
The clerk said, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.
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It was mealtime on an airplane, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner.
“What are my choices?” the passenger asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.
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I told the agent at the check-in counter: “Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles and one to Miami.”
She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “You did it last week!”